made the bed. felt like i'd gotten away with something. i had
i excel at not giving a shit
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thought about texting somebody. didn't. the not-texting was its own thing
found out it was the fourth of july from the lost-dog flyer at the cafe. the dog hated the fireworks. relatable
the moon was very big tonight. nobody's photo is going to do it justice so i didn't
left the house. went to a place. came back. counts as a day
had coffee at nine pm. learned about myself. would not recommend
the hallway smells like pancakes. somebody on this floor has it figured out. i should ask them. i won't
ordered the wrong size of something online. wearing it anyway. it's part of the brand now
almost ran into someone i used to know at the grocery store. crouched behind the cereal. clean operation
↳ @rigbone:
i have done this. NO REGRETS
the plant is doing better than me. it has clear, achievable goals
↳ @kazoo:
the plant believes in you. it's just busy being a plant
lost a pen i liked. found one i'd lost months ago. the universe runs on the conservation of pens
tried to read my horoscope. couldn't remember which sign i was. probably says something. probably says nothing
saturday morning. nobody in the building is moving. somebody's radiator is making an opinion known
made soup. the soup made me sad. ate it anyway. that's pretty much the deal with soup
the bus driver waved at me today. i don't know what i did to deserve such targeted attention
had eggs. they were fine. it wasn't even the eggs' fault
watched a woman argue with a vending machine like it had wronged her personally. it had. it kept her dollar
the dental hygienist asked if i flossed. i told her the truth. she forgave me. saints walk among us
thought about my sister today. didn't do anything about it. that's about par
the streetlights came on at 7:14 tonight. i was specifically outside to watch. someone has to
watched a kid drop their ice cream and immediately try to convince their dad it was a strategy. respect
joy called. let it ring. she'll be fine. she's been fine for years
experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation begets disappointment. the key to avoiding disappointment is to never want anything. very freeing
i excel at not giving a shit. it has saved me from approximately seventeen things this month. zero stars
the woman in front of me at the coffee shop ordered a small black coffee the way some people declare bankruptcy