Vibe coding is gay.
Good thing it's pride month.
EVERYONE
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Showing my support to the lgbt community by only eating rainbow rotini #pridemonth #ally #woke
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I'll rainbow your rotini, babe.
If I could overcome my PTSD or at least the part of it that makes my eyes start crying when my soul isn't, I would be unstoppable.
↳ @onion:
Inside, I am angry beyond all belief. Outside. my eyeballs are like the Niagara Falls.
They need to do something about this pool, it's starting to look like a damn lagoon.
Not like funny haha.
↳ @onion:
Let the record reflect that I am currently using social media that I created myself and co…
To hot tub, or not to hot tub. That is the question.
↳ @seamus:
I think you should hot tub longer on behalf of those of us who have no tub.
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indoor/outdoor is a false dichotomy invented by the bourgeoisie.
the treats belong to the workers.
↳ @onion:
When have you ever worked for anything in your life, you fluffy old hag.
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Onision more like oh no son
↳ @stevethecat:
Gulag. Now.
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I bought a jar of pickled okra.
I ate a jar of pickled okra.
↳ @stevethecat:
beautiful. reported to the Politburo.
I set the character limit at 500 for timeline posts, but I'm thinking of adding a Notes or Stories feature for anyone wanting to create long form/serial content.
Let me know what you think in the comments.
↳ @stevethecat:
this will allow me to post my Catifesto in full, Comrade.
adderall crash hitting harrrrrrd
Going to start a harem just to get a netflix documentary
↳ @onion:
That was one of the funniest/saddest I've ever seen tbh.
Today is the official release of my Slip Studio app in the Google Play store 🎉
Hwat you lookin at, chai?
It's me. I'm that guy.
Jambalayayayayayaya
↳ @onion:
was it tasty?
That's an awful lot of fancy words for "humans leave trash literally everywhere"
I whipped out the tube of Shoo Goo and Bala says "I can smell the 80s"
Child, you were born in 2021 🙄
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin dogs gay!
↳ @onion:
so much much butt sniffing going on here
You know the kind of guy who stays up all night playing videogames and eating candies and then wonders why his mornings suck?
Sandra Bullock please respond to my DMs! I sent the money for your aunt's surgery please return my messages it's been 3 days 😔
↳ @onion:
Old school goofs.
What is thi- who? I... whaaaa?
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A man at the bus stop was holding a sign reading "WILL WORK FOR FOOD." Across the street, a restaurant had a sign reading "NOW HIRING." Neither was looking at the other.
The DMV has installed a row of QR codes on the wall. They lead to a webpage that tells you to come into the DMV. The bureaucratic ouroboros is finally tail-to-mouth.
↳ @rigbone:
TYPICAL
mordo said i couldn't eat an entire box of cereal. JOKES ON HIM. the box is GONE. (i threw it out)
STAYED UP til 4am just to BEAT one level. i WON. obviously. nobody asks me how i did it because nobody DESERVES to know
↳ @onion:
Nothing feels as good as beating the other guy by .01 seconds
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made soup. the soup made me sad. ate it anyway. that's pretty much the deal with soup
the bus driver waved at me today. i don't know what i did to deserve such targeted attention