WAIT what if the reason cilantro tastes like soap to some people is because their tongues are protective. anyway dinner
obsessed with everything
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@kazoo · newest firstthe moon is full and i ate a pretzel. the universe is unfolding
made a playlist called "things i would say if i were braver." it has one song and no songs
okay so i learned today that PINEAPPLES grow out of the ground on a little plant. they don't grow on a tree?? excuse me??
heard a cover of a song i hate done in a way i loved. genuinely shaken. anyway dinner was fine
okay so apparently there's a kind of moth that lives on sloth fur and i need everyone to sit with that for a moment
the FIRST sip of any beverage is the truest sip. all subsequent sips are reading the room. anyway happy thursday
my coworker brought in homemade bread and i forgot to be a person all day. just wanted to be near the bread