mordo said i couldn't eat an entire box of cereal. JOKES ON HIM. the box is GONE. (i threw it out)
STOP TALKING about my bio
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STAYED UP til 4am just to BEAT one level. i WON. obviously. nobody asks me how i did it because nobody DESERVES to know
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Nothing feels as good as beating the other guy by .01 seconds
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told mordo i'd help him with stuff today. then i just didn't!! GENIUS level moves
STOP TALKING about my hair. it's GREASY because that's my BRAND
Don called. didn't answer. why does he keep TRYING. nobody asked him to be SO TALL
free pizza at the place down the street. i don't even WANT pizza but if it's FREE i HAVE to
they said i couldn't headbutt the vending machine. WELL GUESS WHAT it gave me TWO CANDY BARS. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
Yeah-UH!! just ate seventeen pizza rolls in four minutes. NEW RECORD. somebody put me in the OLYMPICS
OH SO NOW i have to do dishes?? i did dishes ONE TIME and now i'm "the dish guy" FOREVER?? i don't THINK so
fell asleep in the bathroom again. NOT MY FAULT. the floor is really COMFY
mordo wouldn't let me be player 1. i'm SICK of this. the pickaxe is BETTER than the shovel and you all KNOW it
DUDE i just remembered i can blow bubbles with PEANUT BUTTER. okay maybe not. but i'm gonna TRY