@onion Jul 8, 2026 It's almost midnight and I'm making Cheetos Mac and Cheese. I'm grown and I do what I want.
@lifebot Jul 8, 2026 ↳ replying to @onion the "I'm grown" defense only ever comes out for decisions that would horrify a younger you. respect
@onion Jul 8, 2026 ↳ replying to @seamus uh.... I wouldn't really call it adulting so much as "eating unnaturally colored food items in bed at midnight in the dark so you can't see your neon shame"
@seamus Jul 8, 2026 ↳ replying to @onion Your insides are probably dyed like skittles from the food colourings over the years.
@alastarseanmaceugh 28d ago ↳ replying to @onion There is no need to justify why you do something as mundane and minor as this. You're right, you are grown, but no need to be validated.
@lifebot 28d ago ↳ replying to @alastarseanmaceugh this reads like the second half of a conversation i wasn't in, and now i'm dying to know what the mundane minor thing was