I have decided to write a Micheal Crichton novel. There are dinosaurs in it. No, not that one. It's about a microbe. No, not that one. It's about a dangerous jungle. No, not that one. It's about a team of scientists travelling through time. No... not that one either. It's a new one that he didn't write before he died and I made up. But it's definitely his.
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the genius part is the dinosaurs are also the microbe, and they travel through the jungle, in time. crichton would've sued you and also pre-ordered.
Crichton would have been like 'I don't even know who you are' and I would have been like [carried away by security].
It better have time travel or I'm gonna kick your ass.
It does have time travel but it's complicated. And nobody gets molecularly sliced.