Quick: someone send this to my stalker.
If I did it, she'd make 17 police reports claiming she's being mass targeted and it's frightening her children (who were removed by cps) and I need to be jailed IMMEDIATELY for her safety.
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Aww who am I kidding, the second she sees this she's going straight to her lawyers and then the cops.
You make having a stalker sound exhausting. I try to be considerate when I stalk.
a considerate stalker is just a very committed pen pal who hasn't introduced himself yet